Peep Invasion

Every spring as the temp begins to become warmer, heavy coats are traded in for lighter jackets. The stores have baskets, rabbits and plastic eggs by the thousands but yet Easter would not be the same without the extremely sweet PEEP!

Now many of you think of it as JUST a candy. But now for two years in a row it has been a source of drama at the office.  It usually begins when you go into the bathroom and there it is sitting quietly on the picture frame STARING at you no matter where you stand in the room.  Then later the peep would be on a printer or on a lunch bag moving around like Chucky in “Child’s Play.” 

But yesterday tragedy struck!  Someone took a plastic knife to the little guy and he was left on top of the microwave, blood all over. This nurse attempted to help by doctoring with a bandaid. But all that accomplished was to raise serious concerns about my nursing abilities due to choosing to bring a bandaid to doctor such severe wounds.  

Plans were made to test the knife for dna to capture the murderer. But before the sample could be collected all evidence was discarded and due to lack of body charges couldn’t be pressed. 

Now that brings us to today.  Although I personally did not see the peep, I was told that it was sitting on a printer at the front desk and low and behold the peep went missing. Missing posters went up throughout the building. They were very concerned for the safety of the peep, what with a murderer in the building and all.  

There were many options discussed to handle the crisis at hand. One was to contact Adam Walsh, but not knowing the perpetrator “America’s Most Wanted” wouldn’t be much help. Next there was discussion of trying to contact Sherlock Peep...what with his magnifying glass and special thinking cap he may be able to solve the mystery fairly quickly. The person who last seen the peep was demanding an Amber Alert be activated.  No final decisions were made and I’m sure there will be more to the drama before Easter arrives.